I Legit Used To Hate Your Buzzfeed Comics So Much, But Now You're Alright!

me, doing my animal crossing rounds & talking to all my campers:

Scientists uncover a stone with writing on it that no one can make sense of. When you see it for the first time, you can read it perfectly.

“Oh look a fanny pack, harmless right? Probably just carrying my wallet or some chapstick-”

WRONG

I always come prepared to send someone to the shadow realm 

Why are you against drug legalization?

Drug usage has a purely negative impact on our society. It has no benefits, and this supposedly victimless crime has a body count climbing to epidemic levels. Progressives don’t want to address it because it muddies the pro-drug rhetoric and conservatives don’t address it because they don’t want to admit it’s white neighborhoods being torn apart by drugs now.

I’ve only heard barely coherent hypotheticals as to how legalization could maybe possibly potentially prevent addiction, but I don’t find any of it convincing. Addicts don’t refuse to seek help because they’re sensitive about the stigma (that kind of uwu bullshit is one thing I hate about liberals). They don’t seek help because they’re addicts. Making drugs easier and less risky to access will not somehow magically make addicts do less drugs, as we do not live in opposite land.

Does this count? via Shitty_Car_Mods

how the signs feel right now

Aries: Stressed

Taurus: sTrEsSeD

Gemini: s-t-r-e-s-s-e-d

Cancer: S.T.R.E.S.S.E.D

Leo: STRESSED

Virgo: S T R E S S E D

Libra: ….stressed???

Scorpio: sssssstressed

Sagittarius: sTRESSEd

Capricorn: stressed!!!

Aquarius: ?s?t?r?e?s?s?e?d?

Pisces: *stressed*