(via Li4mricee)

She is beautiful fuck off

text from ex: i miss u

me:

we have developed people

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

Unpopular opinion:

Not all dogs…

Are good boys.

We are proud to introduce the world’s first Bulbasaur-building simulator program: the Build-a-Saur. Now you can finally build your own Bulbasaur however you want. You can customize virtually everything: spots, teeths, toenails, eyeballs, eyebrows, nose holes, smiles, and bulbs. 

We apologize for NO ear customization and NO legs customization. We look forward to adding these features in future updates.

To help you get inspired, we here at Build-a-Saur Bulbaquarters have developed a brand-new Bulbasaur: Bulbabilly, king of the bog. He loves eating bugs and dipping his beard softly into the swamp. He has three teeth, all of which he made himself, and his favorite song is something played on a banjo, probably.

What kind of Bulbasaur can you build?

“if bro handshakes were an anime”