You Guys Really Just Don’t Check Your Fucking Phones Huh? You Don’t Give A Fuck And A Half About

Saw a lot of little Falcons and Falconettes this weekend. Thank u guys for keepin the streets safe! #littlefalconrocks

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@staff censor THIS.

0.5 Punches Man uses the ‘held’ part of a previous punch, leeching it off to win his current fight. Since in some contexts the held punch counts as One Punch and in others it adds no punches, we call him 0.5 Punches Man.

me: hoe don't do it

me: [stays up late]

me the next morning: oh my god

I can’t put my finger on the energy of this gif but it’s Powerful

Audience Member: What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Trump: I just want to say that I’ve been a long time lover of Ice Cream. I liked Ice Cream before anyone else, and, in fact, I own stock in every ice cream company ever made ever. And you know ice cream is made from milk from cows. Cows that Obama poisoned by peeing in the grass fields. And now 100% of 40% of cows have manic depression-

I love it when folks claim that Nintendo has finally gone off the deep end whenever they unveil their latest deranged side venture.

Like, buddy, y’all have no idea.

If you’re up on your gaming industry trivia, you probably know that Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a purveyor of hand-painted playing cards. What those trivia pages probably don’t tell you is that in the intervening span, Nintendo has been involved in such diverse side businesses as peddling instant rice, offering taxi services, and even operating a chain of love hotels. (Yes, really.)

Nintendo has never known what to do with themselves - and seeing as they’re still around 130 years later, it seems to be working for them!