Is This What Growing Up Is Like

did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

Like/reblog if you’re a Tokoyami fan

how does one even begin to forgive another?

By remembering how it felt the last time you made a mistake.

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

listen up: “hark the herald angel sing/ glory to the newborn king” and “i know when that hotling bling/ that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables

merry christmas

today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier

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hmmmm

I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia.