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i’m basically everyone in this

The Turkey Swiss on Rye Incident.

Stuart, drawn in PS.

[Caption: A realistic digital painting of artist Stuart Semple. Portrait is from the waist up. Stuart is wearing the blackest black. His expression is one of ennui combined with the feeling one gets from wearing black. The background is very black blackest blackblack.]

The year is 2022. You’re driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Life’s good. She’s crying in the closet you forgot the diapers what’s she gonna do with roses idiot there’s shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y

mcscuse me bitch!

driving past your old elementary school like

insp.

they had me in both halves tbh