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In case u didn’t see these gems on buzzfeed

them: capitalism inspires innovation and technological advancement!!

capitalism:

M’aplesyrup

WHATS UP PEOPLE

'Which person,' she said, her voice shaking, 'which abysmally foolish person wrote down this week's passwords and left them lying around?' There was utter silence, broken by the smallest of terrified squeaks. Neville Longbottom, trembling from head to fluffy-slippered toes, raised his hand slowly into the air.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

The book frames this as a moment of disgrace for Neville, but I think it’s one of his most shining moments. 

Owning up to such a catastrophic mistake in front of his entire House while Professor McGonagall stood there quivering with rage and practically breathing fire at him, when he could have just as easily remained silent without anyone ever being the wiser?

That took courage. And integrity.

(via themiddleliddle)

Love how the official Splatoon lore is just like “this song slaps so fucking hard that even our mortal enemies changed their ways and came to live among us in peace after hearing it”

uuhhhh when you try all the sounds and beats on your synth while only playing toto - africa

This is one of the first props I made in high school theater. The script called for a huge catfish with a hidden pouch to pull shit out of. I was 15, had a bunch of chicken wire, a roll of gaff tape, a dream, and no idea what a catfish looks like. Busted this shit out in 30 minutes and named him Steven.