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Don’t ever talk to me or my sons ever again…

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

i don’t post. i secrete.

Sebastian Stan attends Knicks game 11.22.2016

I also accidentally befriended a pro Widowmaker by the name of Belpheagor. She kept landing headshots on me and after like the 6th time I wrote in the chat, “Widow plz” because I know from prior experience that it tends to work. 

She wrote back, “Mercy I’m sorry, but I have to.” After that she only landed body shots on me, but she was definitely more hesitant to land any shots on me. 

Later, I was going around the back of the point to try and get to someone and I ran point blank into her. She stared at me through her scope for a few seconds; I “Hello!”ed to try and pull on her heartstrings. She shot the Pharah coming up behind me, gave me a look, and then grappled away. 

She wrote in the chat, “Did you see how I didn’t shoot you” and next thing I know I had a friend request from her.

PUPPIESSSSS!!!!

if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow lady hamster i would say ‘are you from amsterdam because hamster, DAMN!’. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck

overhearing people talking about something u like

hearing that they talkin shit

you have been blessed by the christmas chan

like and reblog and you will prosper from the blessings of the great jackie

I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories