I Really Don’t Know What A Fortnite Dance Is. I See A Little Fella Doing A Dance I’m Like “rock

When people are born, they have a streak of hair the same color and texture as their soulmate’s natural hair. You are born with a blue streak that floats in the air, and no matter what you do you can’t get it to lay flat on your head.

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

a fourth fist saying armor class

Why is Benedict Cumberbatch in so many biopics literally no other human looks like that

imagine being this rich and petty 😂😂

Dear Amazon

it’s not plastic surgery it’s contour, youre all so ignorant, im quitting this toxic site

Woah this is actually accurate to me.... wait never mind I relate to most of them.

the signs & their downfall

Aries- temperamental / impulsive Taurus- lovesick  Gemini- lack of stability Cancer- inability to let go Leo- either arrogance or insecurity Virgo- obsession with perfection Libra- intense desire to please  Scorpio- inability to be vulnerable Sagittarius- lack of empathy  Capricorn- stubborn / rigid  Aquarius- god complex Pisces- playing the martyr