Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

oh wait

The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.

no words needed.

goodbye.

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

Know the difference

me on a date: so what do you think about breadsticks?

them: dude I LOVE breadsticks!

me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: Well then fuckin help me like idk how many more I can fit in without the Olive Garden staff catching us

donna needs to appreciate him more