This Is How You Nip Internalized Self Hatred In The Bud

In a McDonalds bathroom

tumblr user: god... such a liminal space... beautiful... a blace where the boundries of reality are not as they seem... and many things may come to pass

me: please i'm trying to piss

MASCULINITY SO FRAGILE

“I decided to build this dog and make it crappy to downgrade the statue, exactly how the girl is a downgrade on the bull.”

- sculptor Alex Gardega

Baby armadillo.

one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.

from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.

its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.

found the next spiderman

the japanese dub of ragnarok is one of my favorite things

this is by far the weirdest vine ever

no words needed.

goodbye.