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This is what I do on snapchat :(

Next time on Dragonball Z…can Goku defeat freiza before Namek explodes?

Deluxe Parfaits IRL

friar laurence: romeo she’s alive

friar laurence: oh god he has airpods in he can’t hear me oh god

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

wait wait wait are gamers now executing gamedevs who try and be less shitty or

Keira Knightley when she’s offered projects that take place in modern day society

one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.

from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.

its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.

This made me laugh for a couple of minutes it is so hilarious and cute!