I built a nap hole in my closet which is great and has no downside until someone comes into my room looking for me and I have to crawl out of my closet which is frankly impossible to do with dignity and without looking like a sleepy Gollum hissing “what does it wants who wakes us up”
have been thinking abt this since the new trailer
imagine your otp
when you think you’re doing well in class and you get your first assignment back
Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!
We were driving past a cemetery and my Dad said in a dead serious quiet voice “I know something you don’t know about this place. The people living in this town aren’t allowed to be buried here.” And I was really confused so I asked why and he said
"Because they’re still alive."
Fuck you, Dad, with your creepy Dad jokes.
judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job
she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force
This Man Did Something That’s Already Expected Of Women But He Gets Extra Praise Cause He’s A Man
breakfast with a view @beansiie on instagram @stewcaldo
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