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in an attempt to appeal to the pathos of my potential employers, i wrote my resume using the same format a no-kill shelter would use to describe a geriatric dog

Man Successfully Controls 2 Prosthetic Arms With Just His Thoughts

Les Baugh is the first bilateral shoulder-level amputee to wear two Modular Prosthetic Limbs at once, according to the researchers. 

For more on the incredible science behind this prosthetic innovation go here. 

(GIF Source: JHU Applied Physics Laboratory)

“jedi dont have sex” is a lie the entire order has told to yoda for 900 years bc they don’t want him to feel bad that hes not getting any

me: i’m not clingy me ten minutes later:

Me in 2015: Lmao Donald Trump is running for president what a joke

Me on election day:

you: goes to business school for a BA in marketing

me: walks into your company’s office off the street, busts into the CEO’s office and has a stroke while pitching my idea

This is the most important Smash Bros video you will ever see.

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder .