When It’s Time To Pet Your Cat

i’m not even sorry

big fan of the guy in the Last Jedi who licks the salt and then says, “salt.”

(image via illegalpeanut)

the new drink of the new decade

Texas-barred lawyer

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire

parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?

My best friend of 23 years is officially a teacher. Same elementary school we went to as kids. Wild. I’m proud of him.

I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so….