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…as they posted that picture from their “modern prison” 🙄

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

*takes an ant outside and lets it free instead of killing it* This one is for you Paul Rudd.

since someone asked for a compilation here

what gender pronouns are you supposed to use for chocolate bars?

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

JAKE THOUGHT STEPHEN SPOILED THE MOVIE OH MY GOD

I MEAN HE THOUGHT STEPHEN WAS REVEALING THE PLOT TWIST IN THE MOVIE 

saw his life flash before his eyes