Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

The more adventuring a knight does, the more banged up his armor gets. So if you get rescued by a knight in shining armor, you probably got rescued by a really shitty knight.

I no longer know what subtitles are real.

would you also draw me If I asked you

Of course

It’s 2018 and I still have no clue how CDs work. It’s a shiny disc, how do they get data on that, let alone that much?? Magic

Person in the real world: You know, Jim and I don't agree on everything, but he's a pretty good person. You can't agree with everyone all the time haha :)

Tumblr: I used to think Jim was Jesus Christ incarnate until I found out that he likes "The Dukes Of Hazard" and now I hope that problematic sack of literal sh-- dies in a f---ing fire with his family

The good kind.

today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he’s currently at my house until we find his owner.

we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn’t respond to his name unless u say it like shrek, so idk what kind of human he belongs to.