God I Dont Wanna Fuckin Go On Dates Or Try To Sell Myself Or Expose Myself To An Unending List Of Potential

Once on my way to work I saw a bird and imagined what they would look like if they had proportional to their sizes human noses, and that it would be something that would come from you. I don't know if you take suggestions but I had to tell you this.

youre waiting at a bus stop when this lands on your shoulder and sharply inhales, just once. unnerved, you turn to the person next to you and see they havent even noticed; in fact, nobody around you seems to be paying attention. you casually inquire when the bus is arriving, and they dont so much as glance at the bird the whole time they answer. you realize nobody else can see it but you. it inhales again

I am super sad .-.

me everytime i get a good grade: wow. everything in my life is just coming together. i’m so excited for the future <333. nothing is going to go wrong, i just need to stay calm and move forward. everything is alright and i’m in a good place. 

me waking up the next morning: shit FUCK i have so much to do i dont have enough time i’m going to fail everything i fucking want to DIE 

red is such an edgy color but its also like. the color of love and cherries and valentines day and its so lovely and fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you shadow the hedgehog!!!!!!!!

The romance of our generation

The Jurassic Park problem could easily have been solved by making the dinosaurs miniature

Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me:

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

Here’s my comic for the plus-dog collective anthology!