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What if farts were cold

That awkward moment when Hugh Jackman remembers he taught you at school [x]

me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

Part of the New Internet Grammar: using question marks not to denote questions, but upturns in voice, so that a tentative statement gets a question mark but a flatly delivered question doesn’t.

“yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out”

“what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now”

99% of Tumblr callout posts in 2015: This user may or may not have talked to someone who might have done bad things Idk I don’t have sources but also they draw my favorite character wrong please doxx them

The other 1%: This user is literally stealing human bones