Palpatine’s Journey

My parents got their nipples pierced together (like they didn’t attach themselves to each other via nipples they both got their nipples done) as a couple thing idk and dad would attach those phone charms that light up with you get a text to them at parties. Well once he forgot to take them off and went to work and had to arrest someone for drunk driving and the charms went off so they both had to act like the big scary police officers nipples weren’t flashing

if you’re ever sad look at this

or this

instead of being mad at someone watch stitch cuddle with a pillow

shhhh don’t cry look at stitch !!!

NO SADNESS !!! NO NO !! STITCH !!

stitch doesn’t want u to be sad !!

pls don’t be sad

PLS 

stitch loves you stay safe 

This is an extremely good reason to get out the vote for Hillary Clinton.

Jus Reign ft Desiigner premiere their hit single “POLAR BEAR” at the #MMVAs

Where were you on March 15th, 2016?

When squad is roasting you but you have no comebacks

tumblr is a lot like singing tbh