FOLFIE I'M GONNA KILL YOU- YOU GREEN HAIRED, PRONOUNS HAVING ASS VENT CREATURE-
... I can explain-
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Doodles, doodles, doodles, doodles, doodles, doodles-
(lil lady with the horns is Pacify who belongs to me and funky mans with four arms is DJ who was created by @enderparty101!) Enjoooooyyy
Ooh. This blog looks so good fjdjd. Okay uh, how about an imagine for Spinel courting her S/O? Just bc I adore the concept so much. I mean just imagining a lovestruck Spinel being all flirty and trying to win me over, makes me feel all fluttery
The second she realizes that she’s feeling more for you then she ever did for Steven as a friend she’s alarmed
there’s gonna be a long period of time where she’s watching you from a far and fretting. Would you even want her like this??? Would you even be able to look at her again if she messes up somehow!! “They can’t possibly wan’ me like this…could they?”
despite all of her worries, she’s visibly so lovestruck and in awe. Anytime she sees you smile, she feels her gem warm up, her lips curling up into a dopey smile, her arms turning into loose noodles
you make her weak - you’re her weakspot and by the diamonds she loves it - all sorts of horror scenarios start flooding her head, up until she’s had a good talk with Garnet, master of love and understanding herself
with newfound courage she will try and get your attention. Sure you’ve met and had a couple of ‘hang outs’ but despite that Spinel worries
at first she’s trying verbally. Making jokes, cute little puns to make you laugh. More then often using a joke to compliment you! “I dunno if I can eat anymore donuts…ya’ smile alone is givin’ me a suga’ rush~”
each time you laugh or look the slightest bit flustered, she feels so accomplished. She can barely hide her heart eyes!
her next step is the more 'direct’ idea of trying to court you
she literally watched other teenagers how they’d do it - she’d use anything she learned. Hand against the wall trying to be as confident as she can be while winking at you. “What’s cookin’ good lookin’~.”
there will be lots and lots of pick up lines coming your way
even trying to catch you of guard with a few flowers she’s found with a cheesy line to try and court you “Heya toots…I er’…found these flowers an’I thought… hey they remind me of ya’…cause’ of ya eyes…”
your flustered stammering makes her think she messed up and broke you!
the moment you realize what’s going on and confront her about it,it’s her turn to look flustered
when all her attempts seemed to have worked, she’ll be flowing over with joy. Or rather malfunction and fall down into a pile of her noodley limbs, hands on her cheeks and happiest lovestruck look in her eyes
you’ve heard of pocket sans
now get ready for pocket papyrus!
if i make a typo u need to know im just a really small dude running around on my keyboargd pressing keys really fast and i tripped :(
stick bug
we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!