Mosquito man
Them 3d noses got me chuckling
new to tumblr?
found yourself getting blocked for seemingly no reason?
does your profile look like this:
you're getting blocked because people think you're a bot
do yourself a favour and change your profile images to literally anything except the defaults. give your blog a name, give yourself a bio even if it simply says "new, figuring this out" or something. please, just do ANYTHING that shows everyone you're a human. then you wont get blocked anymore and you'll have a lot more fun here!
oh and while we're here, another hot tip: reblog things. likes do nothing here, there's no algorithm
okay happy tumblring tumblrinos, tumblrinas and tumblrinehs!
I saw that you write for Blue Zircon and I was so shocked, so can I get some hcs of Zirc with a very affectionate s/o? I love your stuff!
AW THANK YOU! i'm glad that i got a Zircon request (bc she's great and kiss zircon day is on may 29 bc i said so)! i hope you enjoy! i really enjoy writing her <33
also yeah yeah i know i don't normally use gifs or images for normal x reader hcs but this one's different bc i want everyone to see how pretty my wife is!!!!
s/o is gender-neutral and uses they/them (specifically non-male bc i hc zircon as a lesbian) and is intended to be a gem <3 but you can interpret the s/o as human, gem, or anything in between if you'd like!
OH BOY she deceased- she's shattered- she's evaporating just by holding her hand!!!! poor girl!!!! (okay I'm overexaggerating it but you know what i mean)
her face gets so heated when you show her PDA, not that she hates it!! not at all!! she really needs reassurance of her worth and that you love her (especially after what happened at the trial)
despite her sweatiness and flustered state, she tries her damn best to return every gesture you give her! kisses, complements, you name it!
^ that doesn't mean she's not gonna be red (blue?) in the face when doing it
after a long day of work, she loves to just- curl up against you to feel your warmth bc she cherishes it so much (i think that she'd get cold very easily)
before her election speeches, she loves (and i mean LOVES) "good luck kisses" as she calls them <33 she convinces you that they help her with confidence but really, she just loves to kiss you :( she's so cute i swear
okay but imagine smothering her with kisses and she winds up like a cartoon? where they have kiss marks all over their face? yeah that's zircon <33
HAND KISSES. THAT'S IT
^ okay but seriously, she loves them with her whole gem- especially after work
if she leaves before you wake up, she ALWAYS makes sure to leave a note near you <33
"Hey hun! Sorry I had to leave so early, but I just wanted to say that I love you and that I will see you after work! Love you! -Your love, Zircon
yes she signs her notes bc she's formal like that
OH and if you give verbal affection often, she's loves it so much! one of her love languages is words of affirmation, so she really appreciates it!
also, nicknames and pet names are (surprisingly) mainly from her! Although by pet names, she calls you very modest things that you hear your married grandparents call each other.
things like "Hun", "Dear", "Honey" and many others are pet names she loves to use!
she cherishes every nickname or pet names you give her! she thinks they're so cute!!
UGH I WANNA KISS HER SO BAD GONNA GET ON MY KNEES WITH A RING IN MY HAND🛐💍
Ms. Puzzles would nevveerr- ;3
Meggy, Ms.Puzzles, and Tari played some putt putt quest on vrchat! Had alot of fun and Ms.Puzzles definitely cheated
@lil-bobcatz @kira-uwu01
FOLFIE I'M GONNA KILL YOU- YOU GREEN HAIRED, PRONOUNS HAVING ASS VENT CREATURE-
... I can explain-
Bedrooms!
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Howdy hey, was curious if you could blend my pal @lil-bobcatz please?
Also your blog is neato- this is a super fun to see
@lil-bobcatz from Tumblr is being blended!!
You cannot save them.
p a i n, utter P A I N
truly
Thank you for the Skeb request!