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Summary: A fan makes a YouTube video of Andrew Garfield talking about you for 8 minutes straight.
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When the news of you and Andrew dating got out three years ago, fans and the media had a field day.
It wasn’t because you were anyone famous—quite the opposite. Being someone with a normal job, you and Andrew had basked in finally going outside as a couple, and it was how adorable the pictures looked that had everyone freaking out.
One picture was of you laughing, Andrew’s arms around you from behind as he wrapped his coat around you as he wore it, a grin on his face.
Another picture was of you looking at him, eyes set on one another with his hands tangled in your hair, while the other was of him kissing you and despite the photo not being one in high quality, everyone could still see the small smirk he had as you kissed.
It was no surprise when fans posted edits of you together, and although the content they got was minimal, considering your lack of presence in interviews and public press, it was always a field day when you appeared beside him on a red carpet or when you both did as little as grab yourselves some coffee.
Andrew Garfield talking about his girlfriend y/n for 8 minutes straight
The 8-minute and 29-second video started with lofi music over an advertisement for marvel hoodies that everyone seemed to promote, before a sound of glitching television sounded and the video started.
The video started with Andrew and Zendaya’s Actor on Actor interview when they first started talking about Zendaya’s performance on Euphoria.
“Makes me want to cry. I didn’t feel like there was any acting. It felt like you were living through something in such an authentic way,” Andrew said, “And I remember I watched episode 5 with Y/N—with my girlfriend, and she was just like, ‘Andy, can you check up on Zendaya?’”
Zendaya smiled, being her usual self who got flustered at any compliment or praise, “She did text me that night, I remember.”
“She did,” he nodded, “She was so heartbroken over the episode.”
The video then moved to show Andrew during his Wired Autocomplete interview, the foam board in his hand as he took off the sticker that hid the question.
“Does Andrew Garfield sing in Tick, Tick…Boom?” He read, “So, Andrew Garfield does sing in Tick, Tick…Boom, yes. Thank you,” he answered, “I worked very, very closely with an amazing vocal coach, Liz Caplan, and all of Lin Manuel Miranda’s amazing musical direction team. They enabled me to open my voice up to the point where I could honor Jon’s songs and feel confident enough to belt them out as he always did when he was doing his one-man show,” he nodded slight, “It was a privilege to be able to learn a skill that I’ve always wanted to attain but my girlfriend wouldn’t really agree,” he chuckled, looking at the camera, “Y/N’s had enough of my singing, because every time I’d learn something new, it’d be the only thing I’d be doing around our home and she’s incredible, she has a job that she needs to focus on and rest from, but I was always there singing and annoying her,” he laughed, “She’s a gem for putting up with me.”
Another clip then played as Andrew read Buzzfeed’s thirst tweets, headphones on his ears.
“Andrew Garfield if you see this on your secret Twitter account, I’m free this weekend if you want to get lunch or drinks or something, just let me know. If you want to do it earlier, I can do dinner during the week,” he chuckled as he read the tweet, “But I’m usually busy before six,” he finished with a laugh, leaning back in his seat, “I love that. That’s very, very—I like hyper-vigilance. I like specificity of plans,” he said, “But I’m going to have to give you a rain check on that because I’m actually busy on the weekend, unless you want to join in on my girlfriend and I’s date, then it’s fine by me,” he laughed, “I can do lunch during the week though, but we’re going to have to have that at Y/N’s office because that’s where you’ll usually find me having my lunch.”
The clip then moved to Andrew on the Ellen show, getting asked about Spider-Man: No Way Home, and having to lie to people.
“Who knew? Beside your agent, who knew that you were doing this? I mean, how hard is that? To keep it to—I mean, your family knew?” Ellen asked him.
“Yeah, my dad, my brother, and my mother at the time,” he answered with a smile, “Yeah, just kind of us. It was fun to keep it secret,” he grinned, “Because you know when you’re planning a surprise birthday party for someone, and then you’re like, tell me, you know I hate surprises, but I can see it on your face that you’re just like ‘I’m not gonna tell you’,” he shook his head with his wide grin, “So it felt like I was part of organizing a surprise birthday party for a bunch of people whom I knew would appreciate it.”
“Did your girlfriend know?”
Beaming even more, “Y/N had no idea,” he said, laughing, “And—lying to the media, to the fans, that was easy and fun, but lying to my girlfriend has got to be—it was one of the most agonizing and terrible things I have ever done.”
“You lied to her for what? Two years?”
“Technically, it was a year and a few months,” Andrew pointed.
“And how—how did she take that? I’d be pretty offended.”
He laughed, shaking his head, “She wasn’t, she wasn’t. I knew she’d appreciate it because she knows how I feel about my experience with the character, and it was—I’ll tell you something,” he sat up, smiling, “It was worth every single moment where I had to tell her I was shooting for another movie when I saw her reaction when we went to watch it together,” he said, “We had to watch it again because she couldn’t really focus after I was on screen,” he laughed, “But yeah, it—it was definitely hard having to lie to her, and it definitely made her tease me about trust for a while, but she supported me throughout without even knowing.”
The clip then moved to the last one, being from a recent interview with GQ of 10 things Andrew can’t live without.
In a t-shirt and sporting a full beard, he held a silver necklace with a compass on it.
“This is a necklace with a compass on it,” he said, holding the necklace in his hands before the camera zoomed on it before it showed him again, “My girlfriend Y/N gave this to me in a period where I needed to trust the direction I was going, even if I didn’t know where I was going,” he chuckled, looking at it, “It’s become such a symbol of our relationship because in a way, to me, it feels like it navigates us both back to where we have always met, toward our common interests and our differences that initially made us attracted to each other. But she’s always been very persistent on her support for me and my journey in my career, and my journey as a person, so this necklace is just a reminder from her that the direction I’m headed in is always one I can find value in,” he smiled, “My relationship with Y/N is very essential to me. She’s just—She’s truly my person, and this necklace is a symbol of the deep connection we have with each other.”
MY HEART!!! I love these more than I should
Summary: This a continuation into the KU universe which will feature snippets into the future of the group from my Kildare University SMAU! It is formatted to be a digital scrapbook which will include entries, videos, posts, and more!
Relationship: JJ x Reader, Rafe x Reader
Masterlist
Taglist:
@onelonelybitch @k-k0129 @akobx @jaydaaasworld @ethanthequeefqueen @lilahrosee @thxtmarvelchick @ineedhterapy1
chris & matt porn links
inspired by: @mangoposts <3
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- snaps to make your day better
- ruined edging
- car sex
- sloppy head
- when i miss you
- home alone
- in love
- dom chris
- face sitting
- pussy drunk
- overstimulation
- after a long day
- shower sex
- switch chris
- a good boy
- begging
- desperate
- submissive
- tummy rubs
- needed release
- titty suck
- eater
- gamer boy
- praise
- tease
- breeding
- jerking off
- bondage
- sensitive
- slow and sensual
- rough
- pegging
- making a mess
- in control
- can’t take it
- needy
- touching
James “fuck it” Potter
Sirius “fuck me” Black
Remus “fuck off” Lupin
Peter “oh fuck” Pettigrew
Lily “fuck this” Evans
Marlene “fuuuuccck” McKinnon
Mary “fuck you” Macdonald
Dorcas “fuck my life” Meadows
Regulus “fuck everything” Black
Evan “well fuck” Rosier
Barty “for fucks sake” Crouch Jr.
Frank “fuck fuck fuck” Longbottom
Alice “what the fuck” Prewett
COULD I LOVE THIS EVEN MORE!? Everything from this SMAU is about to be awesome, I just know! I love all of your works sm but I have a feeling this one is about to become one of my favorites 💓
Amazing work pookie keep it up ! 💜
AN: This is the introduction to all the media formats that are specific to this SMAU. These are not their social media profiles (they are coming soon 🤞) THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SUPPORT ON THIS SERIES I'M SO EXCITED TO SHARE IT!! This work is inspired by my gorgeous talented queen @zyafics and her SMAU HB:L which has made me unfortunately so obsessed with SMAU's that I have now spent over 3 days making theses visuals 😂😭 This is also inspired by Abbott Elementary (if you haven't seen it, please watch I beg it's not necessary for the series but it is necessary to me 😂)
Synopsis: 7 years ago, you and your best friend got drunk at a party and you ended up having a baby. You guys gave your relationship a shot, but he has always been in love with someone else. So, you guys remained friends after your daughter was born and you moved to the next town over. Now, there's an opening at the school all of your friends work at, and you are itching to take it. Perfect, right? Well, it would be if your classroom didn't somehow get moved next to your childhood crush and you can't tell if he is flirting with you or just really bad with technology.
Pairing: Rafe Cameron x Reader/Past!JJ Maybank x Reader
Masterlist
Taglist: (It is currently open!)
@onelonelybitch @callsign-mirage @akobx @lilahrosee @jaydaaasworld @mileyraes @ethanthequeefqueen @pogueprincesa @davinashifts333 @daysis-stuff
I’m so invested ngl
Endings Announcement
Synopsis: A Social Media AU in which you find yourself at Kildare University along with your friends. Starting over at a new school shouldn't be difficult. Well, except for the fact that your ex-boyfriend is the quarterback, and you are the drum major. Add in a little bit of drama, a lot of friendship, an ex who can't seem to let you go, and a best friend who has been in love with you since you were kids and well? Welcome to KU!
Pairings: Past!Rafe x Reader, JJ x Reader, Rafe x Reader
Masterlist
Taglist:
@akobx @onelonelybitch @the-universe-and-karma @beeskisses @frankoceanluvr11 @ivy-34 @rafecameronsloverrrrr @k-k0129 @asyouwish-fromcabin3 @xoxo-ada @aariahnaa @strawberryforks @urbrunettebombshell @whatisoutside @spenceatiny18 @animalistic0 @modern-mermaid
‘YOU WANT ME TO LET HIM PAST TOO?’ HBXKSBXKSH
i think part of the gut punch about daniel leaving is the combination of him giving so much of himself to the sport and fans (through dts and being so open etc) and getting so little back from it (not even getting the decency or grace of an announcement prior to his last race so he could do doughnuts or celebrate, instead we got him crying in an interview as he was ruthlessly ribbed about it for headlines and him being unable to say goodbye to and get a genuine appreciation & send off from fans). anyway, fuck red bull for that 👍
I get that Formula 1 is a competition. I get that business can be cruel. But, in the words of Susie Wolff:
It seems like some (cough) teams have forgotten what it means to have empathy and compassion lately. Because there is, in fact, a way to move on from drivers without seeming callous and ungrateful … if teams would actually care enough to use it.
No offense, but fuck you Jeff Davis
THIS LOVELY!!! Seriously love you make me want to read them nonstop. The Super Secret Contract has me rolling it’s just too much! This was golden. Sorry I’m late! 💞💓
Synopsis: 7 years ago, you and your best friend got drunk at a party and you ended up having a baby. You guys gave your relationship a shot, but he has always been in love with someone else. So, you guys remained friends after your daughter was born and you moved to the next town over. Now, there's an opening at the school all of your friends work at, and you are itching to take it. Perfect, right? Well, it would be if your classroom didn't somehow get moved next to your childhood crush and you can't tell if he is flirting with you or just really bad with technology. Inspired by Abbott Elementary and @zyafics HB:L!
Pairing: Rafe Cameron x Reader/Past!JJ Maybank x Reader
Masterlist
Taglist:
@onelonelybitch @k-k0129 @callsign-mirage @akobx @harrys-housewife @lilahrosee @jaydaaasworld @mileyraes @ethanthequeefqueen @pogueprincesa @davinashifts333 @daysis-stuff @leather-n-velvet @dearluuna @naylanae-0308 @vviolets444rroses @hadids-world @athenalovesgoodies @venic-bxtch @justdamnpeachy @my-name-is-baby @marleymarleymarleymarley @linasdiaries @sage-burrow @pastryboyyy @sunflouer04 @inthelibrarybtw @aesthetic-lyss @acidfeens @jun1p3rlol @beebeerockknot @voidangxls @sweetlike-sugarplum @thewackywriter @icon8 @maeverae006 @masongetinmybed @evelynffics @popcorntales @iraslore @sluterainterlude @sabrina-carpenter-stan-account @ijustwanttoreadlols @lcversvoid
OH SHUT UP YOU HAVE ME HOOKED! For not being a JJ girly i’m eating this all up, definitely sounds so entertaining and fun Im so looking forward to read it! (I’m literally going to betray Rafe for just this once 🤭)
Summary: As an internet personality, you are used to fans coming up with some crazy things in your comments. Weird shipping rumors, fake meet ups, things like that. You've been "dead" online at least twice. So, when your fans are bound and determined to have you compete on season 3 of Love on the Island, you thought they were just joking. Until they got it to trend for four days straight. You applied as a joke to post online to tell them that you were listening, putting down the least descriptive answers you could. As fate would have it, you are immediately cast on the show. Now, your worst nightmare is coming true as you are now being paired up in a couple and you are in the running to win. Okay, and maybe you have a crush on one of your fellow islanders, but you would never admit that.
Pairing: JJ Maybank x Reader/ Grumpy x Sunshine
AN: As I wrap up TTDS, I have been trying to figure out what story to do next for poor JJ who I have somehow placed in the most angsty situations possible in my other works. My boy needs to embrace the little ball of sunshine that he is, so this work was born... I hope you like it! This is obviously Love Island inspired, but it's not following the same structure just that they are in couples finding love on an island......
Masterlist
Taglist (currently open):
@onelonelybitch @maybejj