BTW The Best Coach Tits In The Business. Can't Wait For Him To Get The Wet Shirt Treatment One Day, Like

shout out to the old flyers TV videos. gotta be one of my favorite genders

└ PREGAME RAW: NATHAN MACKINNON | col vs. mtl | 3.22.25

↳ JARED BEDNAR PREGAME SPEECH | COL v. DAL (ROUND 2) | 5.7.24

the pride flag on the hockey stick is so iconic

my… dustin wolf/jakub dobeš fic is underway and im rly just like wow. writing fic for yourself and Entirely Wholly Nobody Else But Yourself hits different.

forcefem cody ceci who's with me

i know i say this about goalies all the time, but now i really mean it—the panthers better give bob a bottle of whiskey and a prostate orgasm.

Okay so I’ve been thinking about Omegaverse biology and how alpha females have internal testes which would mean that their sperm is being subjected to constant heat damage which necessities that there is some physiological mechanism to prevent that from happening. Enter: the hot testicle hypothesis! Large mammals with internal testes like elephants have ramped up their DNA repair systems to compensate for their sperm being constantly damaged by their body heat. As a result, they have exceptionally lower rates of cancer overall bc of the whole DNA repair thing. Anyway this is a long winded way of saying that in Omegaverse, alpha females probably have lower rates of cancer.

I need u to know I would 100% have included hot testicle hypothesis in my last video if you had told me this last week

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