Auston Matthews Teasing Leon Draisaitl (x)

I think Randy is probably Bad at giving head - both from general inexperience and his terrible overactive gag reflex. Which means Benson has to teach him how. Working on his gag reflex with just his fingers at first. Giving very specific instructions while Randy kneels on the floor in front of him, gently but firmly guiding him with a hand in his hair. Telling him he’s doing so good. He’s so enthusiastic, he’s trying so hard. Randy is stupidly into it, surrendering and following orders not because he has to but because he wants to. With someone he actually trusts. Benson’s into it too, more than he likes to admit. He totally doesn’t feel any weird twisting guilt about how innocent and pliant Randy is.

Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin • 18,563 words • Explicit

Zhenya remembered where he was when he learned about the first alien transmission, of course. Everyone did. But never in his wildest imaginings would he have thought he'd be part of a small team of researchers who would study the world's first human-alien hybrid. Non-hockey AU based loosely on the 1995 movie Species featuring alien-hybrid!Sid and scientist!Geno.

A @sidgenospookyfest fic for @eyeslikeonyx. Huge thanks to the mods for organizing the event again this year! 🎃🦇

Aliens, Alien/Human Relationships, Mildly Dubious Consent, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Age Difference, Xenophilia, Tentacles, Masturbation, Mpreg, brief Sid/Mario, brief Sid/OMC, Violence, perpetrated by Sid, he IS an alien after all

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Tyson: He doesn’t get it. That’s okay, he’s hot.

i should just start posting about my goalie ocs

OH MY GOD????

mcdrai | playoff pass | round two, game 2

everything about this video makes me laugh

no right on red, a gift for my beloved @puckszone, beta read by the wonderful @coronaofastar

Pairing: gen

Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Whump, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Non-Consensual Touching, Attempted Sexual Assault, Date Rape Drug/ Roofies, Vomiting, Blood, Hospitals, Protectiveness, Team as Family, Angst with a Happy Ending

Summary: The guy’s all up in Shane’s space, crowding him into the corner by the bathroom, the hand not on his beer bracketing Shane’s head on the wall. And then…Monty realizes that Shane doesn’t look so hot, now that he’s looking a little closer. Something just doesn’t look right—something on Shane’s face, Monty doesn’t know what, but it looks wrong. Pained. Sick, maybe? And then the guy leans in a little closer to Shane, and Shane visibly stiffens up, and that’s enough to have Monty launching himself out of his seat.

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need a few business days to figure out how to react to this

Marchy very happy his goalie likes the drip