Nom | RAW | 06.05.24

connor gets pushed around by the kings, likes it...?

TELL ME THIS ISN’T FOOTAGE OF A PUPPY LEARNING HOW TO USE A CAMERA FOR THE FIRST TIME I’M SOBBING HE CANNOT GET ANY MORE ADORABLE

I think Randy is probably Bad at giving head - both from general inexperience and his terrible overactive gag reflex. Which means Benson has to teach him how. Working on his gag reflex with just his fingers at first. Giving very specific instructions while Randy kneels on the floor in front of him, gently but firmly guiding him with a hand in his hair. Telling him he’s doing so good. He’s so enthusiastic, he’s trying so hard. Randy is stupidly into it, surrendering and following orders not because he has to but because he wants to. With someone he actually trusts. Benson’s into it too, more than he likes to admit. He totally doesn’t feel any weird twisting guilt about how innocent and pliant Randy is.

who’s god damn dildo is that

I don’t think he did, actually.

Let’s go boys!

he’s out there collecting big bodies like they’re pokemon

Hit me with your fave hockey rpf mpreg stories. Looking for great recs. Already know about the Nolpat farm au. One of my faves. Hit me with other ones! I need me some hockey men, loving hockey men, and having babies about it. Fave stories, links, etc. any recs! Let’s have fun.

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Men’s Hockey RPF Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Quinn Hughes/Brady Tkachuk, Background Jack Hughes/Nico Hischier, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Quinn Hughes, Brady Tkachuk, Jack Hughes, Luke Hughes, Nico Hischier, Elias Pettersson (b. 1998), Matthew Tkachuk Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Werewolf, Asexual Character, ace!Quinn, alloromantic!Quinn, Soul Bond, asexual bonds, Pining, Getting Together, Angst with a Happy Ending, Cuddling & Snuggling Series: Part 14 of Wolfverse Summary:

The first time Quinn’s mom gives him a sex talk, it’s about how not to bond with someone.

well. can I offer you some somnophilia and cockwarming during these trying, one-point times?

Sid felt instinctively that they couldn't lose this game and win the series. Coming back down from three hadn't happened since the Red Wings did it in 1945. But there was no more time to review tape or practice or make new plays.  There was only time for faith. “Geno,” Sid barked, and the room quieted down a little, attention swiveling towards them.