Do You All Want To See The Most Ridiculous Gif Of Sidney Crosby I’ve Made To Date?

"We spend a lot of time together. Right up until bedtime."

I am obsessed with fictional guys being really weird about each other. Hard at work in the plausible deniability mines. You know those pairings who would jerk each other off before they'd kiss

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Tony DeAngelo

Brendan Lemieux

Pheonix Copley

Seth Jones

Caleb Jones

Shay Donovan

Ryder Donovan

Roman Ahcan

Jack Ahcan

Owen Lindmark

Max Domi

Thomas Greiss

Jack Eichel

Ryan Whitney

Teemu Selanne

Brent Burns (maybe)

TJ Oshie (maybe)

Logan Brown

Nathan Gerbe

Scott Hartnell

James Wisniewski

Tyler Parsons

Ryan Strome (maybe)

Matthew Strome (maybe)

Andrew Copp

Zach Werenski

Alexander Ovechkin

Logan Couture

Cam York

Jamie Benn

Carter Hart (maybe)

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Auston Matthews

Tristan Jarry

Erik Johnson

Pierre-Luc Dubois

Jake DeBrusk

Charlie McAvoy

Brady Tkachuk

Matthew Tkachuk

Nathan MacKinnon

Elias Pettersson

Dylan Larkin

Jack Hughes

Vince Dunn

Patrik Laine

Nolan Patrick

Mat Barzal

Brock Boeser

Blake Wheeler

Jakob Chychrun

Ty Pelton-Byce

K’andre Miller

Ian Cole

Robin Lehner

Eddie Lack

Tom Wilson

Jacob Trouba

Braden Holtby

Mat Barzal

Boone Jenner

Jamie Oleksiak

Dylan Strome

Tyson Barrie

Anthony Beauvillier

William Nylander

Brady Skjei

Sidney "shall I get on my knees for you?" Crosby - 18/2/24

the way it looks like willy straight up kissed hiM LKFJSDHZBXFJKL .. MOOD !

sid/mitch

we all know mitch has daddy issues…

coming right up!

if you ever hunger sid/mitch, 9k

"Bit old for you, isn't he?" Sid asks casually, and Mitch doesn't have any defence systems left functional to stop him from replying immediately and with total honesty. "That's kind of the point," he says, embarrassment flooding through him as soon as he does. "Huh," Sid comments, and when Mitch glances at him, the expression on his face is hard to read – thoughtful, sure, but there's something else there, some little spark behind his eyes that Mitch thinks he's only really ever seen before across the face-off dot. If Mitch had to guess, he'd say it was just what Sid's face did when he was drawing up a play, figuring out how to game the next few minutes into doing exactly what he wanted. Mitch doesn't have any interest in guessing right now, though. Mitch swallows. His throat feels weirdly dry, all of a sudden. He has no idea what he should say next. mitch sends sid a text that definitely wasn't meant for him. it works out.

Hey I *clears throat nervously*

Wrote a thing.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63479356

Fic Rec: Mpreg- Part 2

Part 1

Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews

-hold on tight and I’ll confide, by pavement, 2,602 words

A story in parts about Patrick’s life since he found out that he has the gene.

Tyler Seguin

-Untitled (A Story in Three Movements), by orphan_account, 21,540 words

Tyler finds out that he is pregnant. The other father is from his team, so he does the responsible thing and runs away.

The story is amazing!

Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin

-Little Boy Blue and the Man on the Moon, by ukiyo91, 16,426 words 

[Podfic available: [Podfic] Little Boy Blue and the Man on the Moon, by Hananobira, 01:54:55 hours]

Tyler is finds out that he is pregnant as a result of a one-night stand with Jamie. Because of Jamie’s reaction the morning after the act, he decides not to tell Jamie that the baby is his.

-A Baby Story, by aseaofwords, 1,788 words

Jamie’s and Tyler’s journey for having a family.

-Wear Your Apron High, by lupinus and reallyyeahokay and uraneia, 7,949 words

AU where a pregnant Tyler is moving into Jordie’s and Jamie’s farm after his husband is dead.

-Built Upon A Single Note, by dri_br, 4,755 words

Tyler is working in a diner owned by Sidney and Evegeni (that are expecting their first child). In one of the evening their friends find out that Tyler is pregnant. 

Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

-Juno, by orphan_account, 57,114 words

Sidney is pregnant. The further along he is, the concussion-like symptoms are getting worse.

Danny Briere/Claude Giroux

-That Flashing Light, by HockeyMatchmaking, 10,030 words

Claude is knocked up at 17 after a one-night stand with Danny. After he finds out he moves in with him.

- Ice Ice Baby, by uraneia, 51,344 words

Claude is knocked up after world’s championship. Danny is there to help him. This fic is amazing. The amount of pining is perfect, I’m in love with how she wrote Danny, and the relationship between Claude and the kids is awsome.

Alex Galchenyuk/Brandon Prust

-You are not alone in this, by rsadelle, 15,855 words

Brandon gets knocked up after a certain night with Alex. I really like the complicated relationship between them, and the fact that it deals about the age difference, and different stages in careers.

GOOD READING EVERYONE!

the first and second overall picks of the 1997 nhl draft

one second sir.