Lilfeckingoblin - I Have No Idea

chapter 8 is out now woooooo

Wait hang on let's not forget. Sidney Crosby and his pretty dick (and fat lips and ass) walked so today's fun himbos could run!

You’re not wrong anon. Sidney “first male victim of misogyny” Crosby paved the way for the pretty hockeys of today, though we still have a ways to go until we achieve true equality for the pretty boys

Always kiss your goalie!!

Especially when he assists on your goal.

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Help Joe Thornton whattt????? hwuh????????? I didn't know this lore?? I desperately need to see the sources if that's ok

the province article on the quote:

“Shut up, have you ever played the game? (...) I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it.”

some context on that for anyone who didnt see my original tags about it is that tomas hertl scored 4 goals in a game in his rookie year in which. um. the sharks won 9-2 against the rangers (gamecenter).

the people thought he was havin TOO good a time about it and also the between the legs fourth goal (youtube) so just a whole lotta askin "what do YOU think about the four goals"

barstool sports article on cockless bruins @ sharks game, in which joe thornton scores is first hat trick in over 8 years and also for the first time since tomas hertls dick trick

gamecenter on the bruins @ sharks game in question. which the sharks lost 6-5 in ot LMAO (did you know the only players left on the sharks lineup from this game are logan couture and marc-edouard vlasic?)

the mercury news also said brent burns said he would go naked. which is unrelated. completely so. now im not sayin hes still playin on the canes. but.

on a scale of 1 – sway how loved is your goalie? THE BEARS SURVIVE ROUND 1

i know i say this about goalies all the time, but now i really mean it—the panthers better give bob a bottle of whiskey and a prostate orgasm.

heyyyyyyyyy

um… 😳

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The league just hates hot bitches with icy blue eyes because in what way is this goalie interference?

Not Bodie Boy and Gracie Girl