There Is So Much Love On This Team :’)

I think Randy is probably Bad at giving head - both from general inexperience and his terrible overactive gag reflex. Which means Benson has to teach him how. Working on his gag reflex with just his fingers at first. Giving very specific instructions while Randy kneels on the floor in front of him, gently but firmly guiding him with a hand in his hair. Telling him he’s doing so good. He’s so enthusiastic, he’s trying so hard. Randy is stupidly into it, surrendering and following orders not because he has to but because he wants to. With someone he actually trusts. Benson’s into it too, more than he likes to admit. He totally doesn’t feel any weird twisting guilt about how innocent and pliant Randy is.

Sergei Snippets - Detroit Red Wings 1990-2003

Tyler Seguin has a stanley cup tattoo on his ass

Everything I've learned about this disaster bisexual has been against my will yet i am compelled by this new fact

WHAT! Is this real?? Are there pics?!?

Always kiss your goalie!!

Especially when he assists on your goal.

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Absolutely impeccable choice of words in this headline

("NHL: Strong Stützle tops Draisaitl")

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

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jeff skinner should be the scariest mfer in the nhl. 1000+ games played, never been to the playoffs. saint of unfulfilled dreams, god of lost chances, ghost of glories never felt. he's the subject of a greek tragedy. he should be passed down in fables about the futility of man. complaining about early playoff exists should invoke his wrath like the living embodiment of hubris passing judgement upon thee. he's a hockey eldritch horror straight out of your nightmares. his name should be spoke with the reverence of a martyr.

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