There’s Something Wrong With My Brain Because I’m Watching The Intermission Report Like:

oh to be on the other end of jt miller's fond and gentle gaze.... (oh to be brock boeser)

a hockey player bleeding sluttily can be so personal...

in order: calle jarnkrök, zdeno chara, yanni gourde, evgeni malkin, travis konecny, tye kartye, ryan lindgren (x2), jack drury, tom wilson, john marino, nathan mackinnon, matt rempe, jamie drysdale, nicolas deslauriers, trent frederic, anders lee, patrice bergeron, morgan rielly, anders lee, connor mcdavid, charlie coyle, kris letang

btw this is what connor mcdavid let break his heart

I think Quinn really needs some comfort?

HUG! YOUR! TINY! CAPTAIN! BOSTON BRUINS ROUND 1 GAME 7

Someone compared Mack and Will having milk and cookies vs Connor Bedard Who Has Never Had Sugar In His Life and I'm now more convinced than ever Connor needs a buddy 🥺

https://www.tumblr.com/fourthliner/777739752149483521/can-someone-get-him-a-chocolate-chip-cookie-damn

Oh nooooo this comparison hadn't occurred to me!! That boy. That poor sugarless boy. Someone send Spencer Knight a package of cookies right away and tell him to feed them to Connor in small pieces until his system adjusts.

went there and everyone knew mitch marner

Funnily enough his big naturals DO grow big and healthy 😌

Anyway. Thanks for the inspo!

i just got so filled with glee i commenced upon fitting mmy fist into my mouth ME??? INSPO?????? you sure know how to make a sicko feel loved in THIS abandoned shipping container ^_^

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