Lilfeckingoblin - I Have No Idea

↳ NICO HISCHIER POSTGAME | 2024 STADIUM SERIES | 2.17.24

sid’s gone full slut 😭

different kind of buzz | E | 3.5K | Macklin Celebrini/Will Smith

Will grins, face splitting into an ugly half smile, teeth covered in blood, a great big gap where his left front tooth used to be. “Fuck,” Mack moans. “Fucking hell.” “Not so bad,” Will says, tongue moving back and forth through the gap, saliva starting to dribble out the side of his mouth where it’s all slack from the novocaine, and then in a small voice, “Is it bad, Mack?”

ooopsie, the rookie sharks got to me. they got to me good. this is a little love letter to all the gross and bloody things that make hockey the best sport in the world. @crunchycrispy and @fast-burn are the true heros for fixing approx 400 errors and grinding it out in the dirty corners.

Read on ao3

god. dear god. thank you sportsnet for this wonderful closeup

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i still think about this

cup season when everyone starts cheering for opposing teams is always a treat my dash is being torn apart