Day 53 Of Offseason Gifs - Sid Tries WWE - In The Room S04E04

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Okay so I’ve been thinking about Omegaverse biology and how alpha females have internal testes which would mean that their sperm is being subjected to constant heat damage which necessities that there is some physiological mechanism to prevent that from happening. Enter: the hot testicle hypothesis! Large mammals with internal testes like elephants have ramped up their DNA repair systems to compensate for their sperm being constantly damaged by their body heat. As a result, they have exceptionally lower rates of cancer overall bc of the whole DNA repair thing. Anyway this is a long winded way of saying that in Omegaverse, alpha females probably have lower rates of cancer.

I need u to know I would 100% have included hot testicle hypothesis in my last video if you had told me this last week

on a scale of 1 – sway how loved is your goalie? THE BEARS SURVIVE ROUND 1

Vampire Arturs agenda is REAL!!

Vicariously encouraged by this post from @contestingpoise

I am obsessed with fictional guys being really weird about each other. Hard at work in the plausible deniability mines. You know those pairings who would jerk each other off before they'd kiss

Tyson: I think I won for sure, he giggled the entire time.

Garland trying to look intimidating during a scrum

Hey I *clears throat nervously*

Wrote a thing.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63479356