Roses Are Red, Kraken Are Blue

the curious mating habits of the homo sapiens hockii

A TimBrady Hockey RPF for @tkaptains biryhday in which Brady is a good captain, a great friend, and an even greater Ally. With enough research and dedication, he is going to show Tim that he is appreciated and supported, and that him being gay isn't going to change anything between them.

Or, "This is my friend Brady, he's an ally! Talk, Brady!" "ALLYYYY"

Rated NC-17, 7.5k Words, with generous help from @tkachunk 💚

OH MY GOD????

Marchy very happy his goalie likes the drip

Timo Meier but gently

hitting timo meier with hammer

Take it for the Team by WolfSpider

It’s not enough to say the heart wants what it wants. I think of the ravine, the side dark with pines where we lounged through summer days, waiting for something to happen; and of the nights, walking the long way home, the stars so close they seemed to crown us. Once, I asked for your favourite feeling. You said hunger. - Mary Szybist, Incarnadine

not gonna say anything just gonna trust you can all read my mind okay

Sergei Snippets - Detroit Red Wings 1990-2003

I think Randy is probably Bad at giving head - both from general inexperience and his terrible overactive gag reflex. Which means Benson has to teach him how. Working on his gag reflex with just his fingers at first. Giving very specific instructions while Randy kneels on the floor in front of him, gently but firmly guiding him with a hand in his hair. Telling him he’s doing so good. He’s so enthusiastic, he’s trying so hard. Randy is stupidly into it, surrendering and following orders not because he has to but because he wants to. With someone he actually trusts. Benson’s into it too, more than he likes to admit. He totally doesn’t feel any weird twisting guilt about how innocent and pliant Randy is.

one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly