Me After Checking AO3 For The 264th Time Today.

Baby Judith: "Mommy's baby"

Penelope: "Your what?"

Judith: "I'm mommy's baby"

Penelope: "You're my baby?"

Judith: "YES!!"

Judith: "And I'm fucking cute"

Penelope: "WHA-"

Callisto in the background: *laughs hysterically*

Hear me out. An AU with Penelope and Callisto as Morticia and Gomez Adams. Callisto already worships the ground Penny walks on in the novel. Callisto proclaims his love for her, Penelope looking at him like he's the only thing she can see.

They'd have their haunted gothic mansion Callisto has a torture chamber while Penelope has her laboratory. They take long walks in the forest or dance in their ballroom on date nights. Judith is obviously Wednesday but more expressive and joyfully torturing her younger sibling and poor Cedric is Lurch.

🎂🎉Happy Birthday to Our Golden haired princes

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So I had a realization while filling in my info in my period app and then remembered that there were a lot of factors that affect our cycles. When I realized something.

Penelope probably did not have her period for a good chunk if not the novel's entirety. Because from the very beginning we learn that the servants at the duchy have no problem feeding her rotten food. Therefore with her having poor nutrition and not consuming enough calories, her menstrual cycle is basically a mess.

It only got better in the years she was studying at the academy. I'm willing to bet my firstborn child that Judith would have been conceived much earlier if Penelope had a regular cycle. But I don't want to think about how painful her periods were when she finally got it.

Fans of VADD, what was it about the story/premise that made you read it and at which point did it become your favorite? You can Reblog your answers.

For me personally, it was the Female Lead's name and hair. I have personally held a special place in my heart for the name Penelope I can't explain it. Ironically I had an OC whom I named Penelope who was a redhead but it was more orange.

Speaking of hair, Penelope's hair was the first thing that stood out to me about her. I've seen and read my fair share of anime, light novels, and manhua but I personally never saw the shade of pink Penelope has so I was very surprised. Usually, any pink-haired character has the soft pinks we see with characters like Reynold and Ivonne. They were never as dark as Penelope's.

This kind of works for the story in my opinion because her darker hair fits her image as the villainess since in media the villains usually have a darker color palette compared to the main characters. This is ironic considering that Ivonne the main character of the game who has brighter hair and color palette was actually the villain.

(this was way longer than I thought it would be)

An Unlikely Pet

The maids have not cleaned her bedroom in months. It's gotten to a point where rats are beginning to infest her room. No matter what she did nobody would believe her thinking she was exaggerating. She gives up and decides to clean her room herself.

Days later the rats begin to mysteriously decrease in large numbers. When investigating the reason, Penelope makes a horrifying discovery. Inside one of her vanity draws is a snake...…a SNAKE!!! It was sleeping so Penelope quickly shuts it and tries to go about her day as if nothing happens.

But when she eventually goes to the vanity draws and finds it is still there but it's awake. They make eye contact and both of them freak out, the poor snake was trembling and trying to seem bigger but it was so scared. Penelope realizes it's just as scared of her as she is of it. So she tries to calm it down by offering it a blanket.

The next thing she knows hours have passed and she has a sleeping snake in her hands. Judging by its size, it's probably a newborn snake which would explain why they were so scared or it was just their personality, probably the latter. Anyway, her new scaley friend who Penelope named Onyx is basically imprinted on Penelope after their first meeting and now permanently resides in one of her jewellery boxes.

Years later, our dear Penelope finds out that they are a magic beast/monster when they keep growing till they are the size of a basketball court and can't fit into her room anymore. Don't worry she commissions a wizard to make a device that allows Onyx to shrink to any size they want.

It's heaven 😱

05/2017 — Fully Booked