Let's go back to this for a second because I was thinking to myself, would they match my freak? Because those boys are already freaky as it is but NSFW or SFW wise, would they be able to handle little ole me?
Like, Caleb. Ngl, I'm fine with him locking me up ✋ I think I already said that but, as long as I have good food, AO3, and like, basic living expenses I'm cool. So that's something we both match our freaks for yeah? I'm a firm believer that if there are two consenting adults, do whatever the hell you want 🤷♀️
But if that little dog doesn't allow me to like go shopping or to like go to conventions, I'll take that dog tag and shove it into his mouth. My introvert ass is fine staying home, but I better leave the house sometimes or I'll go stir crazy.
Whenever I read smut for Caleb, he's always on top and all that shit and I 100% fuck with that 🙏 I fuck with that so hard but I want you to all to consider the fact that I (and all the Caleb girlies) would also like to be the one to fuck him 😏 like the new trailer already showed us shoving the dog tag in his mouth, now imagine collaring him oh LAAAWD
He calls me pipsqueak? I'm calling him mutt 😐 I know I said I liked the pipsqueak nickname but I'm already short as it is irl and I KNOW PIPSQUEAK HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH CALEB BEING A PILOT I UNDERSTAND ✋ BUT 🫵 I'M A 5'1 ALMOST 5'2 ADULT WOMAN. IM SICK OF BEING SHORT 🫵 so I'll call that boy mutt
And....and that's it 🧍♀️ maybe I do match his freak 🧍♀️I'll yap about Zayne next because he's my main and my love 😚
NO NO NO NO NOOOOO 😭😭😭 HYUNA NOOOOOOOO
SOMEBODY SEDATTEEE MEEEEEEEE 😭
A Farmer, a Chef, an Actress, and a Mechanic decide to live together.
Raiden Mikoto | Ajax | Furina de Fontaine | Mary-Ann Guillotin
Other Parts to be added...
Mikoto had no idea how she got here.
One moment she was running away from her shitty father. Well, fake father would be precise. That's right, all those manhwa fake daughter and real daughter tropes were real. Then when she got on the road, a truck suddenly slammed into her, and she died.
No seven minutes of best memory. No seeing her loved ones.
Just death.
The next thing she sees is purple eyes, violet hair, and a sword in her hand. "What the fuck?" were her first words, much to the surprise of her creator and her bitchy fox wife.
She discovers she's the Raiden Shogun. Not Raiden Ei, but the puppet itself. As her creator activates her protocols and retreats to her realm, and the pink fox leaves with a small scoff, Mikoto begins to plan.
She knows she couldn't leave now, that would be unwise. She would have to wait until the Traveler came and the Inazuma Arc was completed. It would take a long time, but patience had its perks after all.
She waited, and waited, and waited some more. Untill the day of the 100tn Vision was obtained, and she saw familiar blonde hair and the pixie from the moon. "Finally." She said out loud, and ignored the questioning look on the Travelers face and dragged them to meet Ei.
Unfortunately, Mikoto had forgotten about Story Quests, and found herself fighting her creator over something she honestly didn't care about. Eternity? Fuck that shit. Staying stuck in the past was one of the worst things to do. It was better to move on and leave all the pain and trauma one had behind. It was better to grow and learn from the past so you wouldn't have to suffer in the future.
That was something Mikoto believed, but the beliefs and protocols shoved down her body refused to listen, and so her body fought and fought until she lost.
Weeks later, Mikoto woke up in a body that wasn't her own. Well, that wasn't her creator's. Her creator had made her a new body, and she nervously stared at Mikoto. "I hope. . . .that you can find the true meaning in your life, without me pushing down my own beliefs. You are now free to go."
Mikoto continued to stare at her, ignoring the way the Traveler sighed with exhaustion next to her. "You suck at this. No wonder big brother hates you."
An Anemo Vision hung on her hip as she stepped on a boat heading to Liyue, her now shoulder length hair swaying in the wind as she gave Inazuma a final middle finger.
Fuck everyone else, she was going to Liyue to become a farmer archons damm it.
A little silly idea I had a while back. Hope you all enjoy!!
Hey guys, Zayne makes me giggle and kick my feet, Dawnbreaker makes me sob, Foreseer makes me break down, and the Master of Fate makes me hyperventilate with either sadness or joy idk quite yet :)
I love him so much why am I the Dawnbreaker in this relationship
So I'm writing a fanfic on AO3 for the Jin Siblings right? And I absolutely love those silly fucks so you all are going to listen to my silly incorrect quotes about them
Mo XuanYu: This is bothering me.
Qin Su: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Mo XuanYu: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually
Meng Yao: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Jin Zixuan: Twelve, actually.
Meng Yao: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Jin Zixuan: Yours!
Meng Yao: That's right: no one's.
Qin Su: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Meng Yao: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Qin Su: but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Meng Yao: Su-mei, they...they weren’t always orphans.
Qin Su:
Meng Yao , teaching Qin Su to drive: Okay, you're driving and Jin Zixuan and Mo XuanYu walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Qin Su : Oh, definitely Xuan-ge. I could never hurt Mo XuanYu .
Meng Yao , massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
Jin Zixuan : You know, there’s something weird going on with your face?
Meng Yao : What?
Jin Zixuan : You’re smiling! I didn’t know you could do that?
Jin Zixuan : I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Squad: Awwww-
Jin Zixuan : And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Squad: Oh.
Anyways check out my very off cannon but very funny fanfiction about these gobbers because if MXTX won't give them a happy ending I WILL
GANG IM SO LATE TO THIS BECAUSE OF MIDTERMS BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN RAFAYEL GOT HATE MAIL ON BIS FUCKING BIRTHDAY???? PARDON THE FUCK???
THIS FISH?? HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT!
Rafayel even if the whole world is against you I want you to know that I would always stand by you. And I KNOW there are others out there who agree with me.
Happy Birthday my beloved fish.
So um... I can't draw 🧍♀️like at all 🧍♀️ but I felt inspired to draw Crystal Milk Cookie (Shadow Milk Cookie) dress in her female form for me Lady of Deceit au because this design has been bugging my brain for so long
So um....I hope you all like it? I know it's not perfect but I'm slowly starting to like it ngl
Gang I was playing Kitty Cards yesterday because I'm waiting for the results of the poll to come out right ? And Zayne MADE ME LOSE IM ABOUT TO CRASH OUT
I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES ZAYNE!! JUST BECAUSE UR IN A SCREEN DOESN'T MEAN I CANT CUSS YOU OUT GRRR
I don't got a lot of outfits for Mafia man 🤷♀️ but he looks fine in whatever he wears for some reason....damm you white haired men!!!!
Tumblr has a severe lack of jin siblings content, at least the funny kind ☝️ so here's Part 2 of my Incorrect Quotes Jin Siblings style
Jin Zixuan : Dammit, Yao!
Meng Yao : What?! It wasn’t me!
Jin Zixuan : Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Su!
Qin Su : Not me either.
Jin Zixuan : Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Mo XuanYu : *whistles*
Jin Zixuan : *Gently taps table*
Meng Yao : *Taps back*
Qin Su : What are they doing?
Mo XuanYu : Morse code.
Jin Zixuan : *Aggressively taps table*
Meng Yao : *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Meng Yao, Mo XuanYu, and Jin Zixuan are sitting on a bench
Qin Su: Why do you guys look so sad?
Meng Yao: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Qin Su sits down*
Mo XuanYu: The bench is freshly painted.
Mo XuanYu: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Meng Yao: Not if they consent to it.
Qin Su: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Jin Zixuan: YES?!?
Is this out of character? Yes. Do I care? Absolutely not.
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