"I'm 20, Sir."

my stinky baby. Mr. Dasher Constantine Wayne. Yes, he is named after a reindeer and two DC characters.

10 posts!

What do I do with this?

POOR BABY! Somebody fix his dirt!

Itchy snoot. 

DC OCs

Ah, yes, my four angels of DC

We got Darlene, who's dead but was part of the League as the alias of Claws and became endeared to everyone. So, when she up and disappeared one day, everyone was a little shooken up and distraught even if they never knew her real name.

Then we have Misha, the metahuman werewolf who kinda showed up at John Constantine's apartment one day and said "I live here now' and he legitimately just nodded, took a sip of whiskey and said "fair enough, but you're coming to work with me."

We have Shiva, the metahuman harpy often mistaken for an angel due to her pure white eyes and is fed up with being the responsible eldest sibling and just wants to sleep. Yet is also dating Klarion who reminds her to have fun.

Then we have little sweetheart, 13-yr-old Kiva, who is a cambion with pyro abilities who is super emotional and just wants to be friends with everyone.

What do they all have in common you may ask? Well, they've all been to the batcave because Misha is chill with Red Hood and Roy, and Damian and Kiva are friends. But, they were also all kidnapped as infants and raised in a cult by a bitch named Mother Veronica who sacrificed young girls to maintain immortality and killed Darlene after finding out she was helping the Justice League

Edit, forgot to add pictures

First up we got the past versions of Misha(17 at the time), Shiva(13 at the time), and Kiva(10 at the time) as well as Darlene and her Claws Alias(Darlene was 20 when she died. The characters are in this order.

Of course, we also HAVE THE BITCH MOTHER VERONICA!

Then we have the current girlies, Misha(20), Shiva(17), Kiva(13). And their alias forms, Misha is Lost'Shine, Shiva is Seraph, and Kiva is Cambion

If you're wondering why Kiva's skin tone changed, she's half demon(a cambion) and so when she got older and hit puberty, her demon genes finally activated, giving her the skin color of her succubus mom.

"Because fuck you."

Lost'Shine(Misha) walking into the League HQ with Cambion(aka Kiva who no one has met yet): "Hey, guys, this is my apprentice, Cambion. She's half demon and the light of my life. We cool? Cool." Sits down next to John, with Cambion sitting next to her.

Superman: "uh... aren't you an apprentice?

Lost'Shine, nodding: "Yeah, I'm John's apprentice."

John Constantine: "I prefer the term roommate."

Black Canary: "Can she have an apprentice as an apprentice?"

Green Arrow: "Surely not. I mean, c'mon."

Lost'Shine: "Hey, fuck you, I looked through the rules, I did the paperwork, got it submitted and everything. Nowhere did it say I couldn't have an apprentice."

Wonder Woman: "Bruce, did she?"

Batman: "Yeah, she technically is correct, she did go through all the proper protocols."

Flash: "Okay, but why?"

Lost'Shine, nudging Cambion: "Say what I taught you."

Cambion, super excitedly: "Because fuck you!"

Y'all, my cat keeps licking my feet. Wtf do I do?

okay, but put this in perspective.

Black Forrest goes to Wedding Cake and they plan this whole thing and when Wedding Cake asks who the person she's marrying is... she basically said the real life equivalent of "oh, who's your partner?" "Thor."

I fw with black Forrest she's basically me when I yearn for burning spice

Have memes I made because of conversations

"you'll never be like my witchy wookies you pathetic wItCh cookies 😒"

kill yourself, joker

nobody wants u

I wish to be polite

@onyxonline

Hi, i noticed you didn't have an ask box and I didn't know whether it was okay to build off your au, so I wanted to ask permission to use your way for an idea I had.

Basically the nightmare critters(i noticed in your au they weren't there and I'm not sure if you planned to add them) in this au were the Critter team before the Smiling Critters, but Baba ended up being a traitor and they all got some injuries and had to retire early? I also wanted to really draw my OC Michi Token(a. Red panda) in this au.

it's sad I can't tell who this could be. It literally could be any of the boys... And probably Cass too...

"We have your son."

"My condolences. Please try to die quickly, his dinner's almost ready."