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Estonia

The Outlaw Trio(Jason, Roy, and Misha) are lazing about Misha's apartment. Jason is on the couch, Roy is sprawled out on the chair, and Misha is laying on her own kitchen island.

Roy: "Hey, Mish?"

Misha, watching a pot of water, waiting for it to boil: "Yes?"

Roy: "You said you were born in Gotham, but you speak Estonian really better than anything and said you lived there most of your life?"

Misha, honestly kinda tired and not thinking: "Oh, yeah, I was kidnapped as a baby and raised in Estonia on a cult compound."

Jason, thinking she's joking: "Was it cold?"

Misha, who is absolutely telling the truth but knows that's a whole other can of worms: "Very."

Roy and Jason, still not realizing she's telling the truth: begin laughing

Poll

If I, theoretically, started posting Ninjago OC content(more story focused and something I have been working on for a year and already have a 181 script page for season one ready)....

Would any of you be interested?

okay, but put this in perspective.

Black Forrest goes to Wedding Cake and they plan this whole thing and when Wedding Cake asks who the person she's marrying is... she basically said the real life equivalent of "oh, who's your partner?" "Thor."

I fw with black Forrest she's basically me when I yearn for burning spice

Have memes I made because of conversations

"you'll never be like my witchy wookies you pathetic wItCh cookies 😒"

"Because fuck you."

Lost'Shine(Misha) walking into the League HQ with Cambion(aka Kiva who no one has met yet): "Hey, guys, this is my apprentice, Cambion. She's half demon and the light of my life. We cool? Cool." Sits down next to John, with Cambion sitting next to her.

Superman: "uh... aren't you an apprentice?

Lost'Shine, nodding: "Yeah, I'm John's apprentice."

John Constantine: "I prefer the term roommate."

Black Canary: "Can she have an apprentice as an apprentice?"

Green Arrow: "Surely not. I mean, c'mon."

Lost'Shine: "Hey, fuck you, I looked through the rules, I did the paperwork, got it submitted and everything. Nowhere did it say I couldn't have an apprentice."

Wonder Woman: "Bruce, did she?"

Batman: "Yeah, she technically is correct, she did go through all the proper protocols."

Flash: "Okay, but why?"

Lost'Shine, nudging Cambion: "Say what I taught you."

Cambion, super excitedly: "Because fuck you!"

completely agree unless that ship is !nc3st. Otherwise, I wouldn't say harass but I would say it is slightly less okay.

a handy guide to shipping

Ask My OCs!

Bc I have nothing better to do all day

You can choose from Misha/Lost'Shine, past Misha, Kiva/Cambion, past Kiva, Shiva/Seraph, past Shiva, or Darlene/Claws.

The past versions are the ones from when the girls were in their fucked up pasts. Darlene is technically also part of that group, but she died before the present of their stories so.... ye.

Anyways, feel free to ask them anything!

hello, it is I, the Pans cousin! I am here to also say I support trans rights and making terms mad!

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howdy hey!

Howdy-hey, folks! Just a heads up that for the next.... two-three days I will be unreachable as I will be working on my stories! But when I come abck, you'll have about... Two to three chapters of a Ninjago OC stuff

something that bugs me

rewatching s4, but...

When Chen says he has all the elements... He's factually wrong.

He doesn't have Wind, the element Morro had that died with him unless he had some unknown relative. And he didn't have water, which was held by Nya at the time, even if unknown to her.

Did the spell only mean for elements alive at the moment? Or did it only require a certain number of elements?

Maybe the real reason the spell was temporary, was that he DIDN'T have all the elements.

And we know they had Morro planned already because of the end of the season's last episode.

no, no. GOD FORBID YOU SEE ALL HIS KIDS THERE AT THE SAME TIME! and none argue. Cause that means shit is going down and we might lose the world and probably all die horrifically.

I bet the JL has a “how fucked are we” metric that’s literally just how many of Bruce’s kids are there.

Like if he pulls up to the alien invasion or whatever with just Robin, then everything’s fine. More than fine, actually, because Bruce feels comfortable enough to bring his eight year old along for the ride. This battle will take approximately fifteen minutes and they’ll all get shawarma after. Not fucked in the slightest.

But if Red Robin shows up too… hmm, okay, this is getting somewhat serious. Tim is one of Bruce’s most trusted partners; he’s the smart Robin, the tactician, the loyal one, and so if Batman brought him along then it means he’s at least a little bit worried about shit hitting the fan and wants one his advisors around. But the combined brain power of Bruce and Tim is pretty much unmatched (DC plot armor for the win), so everything will be fine, basically. Superman might take a hit, but everything’s going to be fine. Just keep calm and you’ll all make it home in time to Door Dash some Panda Express before it closes. So not that fucked.

It starts to get serious after that. When Signal and Spoiler roll up the scene, shit has definitely hit the fan. Batman’s worried enough to call in reinforcements and he’s probably doubting the League’s ability to listen/obey his orders, so he needs a backup plan in case things go really south. But with Signal’s abilities and Steph’s superpower of turning anything into a joke, chances are you’ll be okay. Maybe impaled or something, but okay. But still, fucked.

When Nightwing shows, the JL knows it’s starting to get dicey out on the field. See, Nightwing’s got his own team, his own issues—the fact that he set that all aside to help out his dad is cause for concern. On a scale from 1-10, they are at a 7. Above moderately fucked.

And… oh God. Black Bat? Most of the time the JL doesn’t even see her, but once she makes herself known and starts fighting alongside her siblings, they all start to silently freak out. Black Bat is a fucking machine and if she’s breaking a sweat trying to fight the Big Bad, things are definitely not going to go well. They start praying that Batman figures something out. They freak out. They are intrinsically fucked.

But God Forbid you catch sight of the Red Hood. The prodigal son is a legitimate killer, and if Batman’s letting him blow out brains then the JL knows he’s desperate. And a desperate Batman is not good. At all. They are definitely fucked.