First Ever Recorded Snowball Fight (1897)

This is the only time I was mad for falling asleep I can’t believe I missed the boop of tumblr 😭

Happy April Fools 2024

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

Original comic by Rasenth

Hey imagine that after you die and god comes to tell you that yeah you can go to heaven but you gotta find your way yourself

Like no one will tell you where to go or how to find the gate or whatever

There is no one around that you can see and you don’t know where you are since everything around you looks like an endless white void

You order a package off Amazon. When the Amazon delivery guy shows up to your door, instead of giving you the package you bought, he beats the shit out of you. Then, when he sees that you are not dead yet, he calls all of the Amazon delivery people in the area and they all proceed to beat the shit out of you. Miraculously, you survive. Another miracle: a friend in your neighborhood caught the assault on video. After a month of recovery and extensive hospital bills that you have no idea what to do with, the video has gone viral. You read the comments below. “This is what happens to people who fuck with Amazon!!!” Someone says. “I’ve never been beaten up by Amazon employees, and I’ve been using them all my life!” Someone else comments. Later, you start to see articles popping up about your story. They all mention that when you were 17, your license was revoked for reckless driving. In a Facebook post on your mom’s feed, someone is going on a rant about how not all Amazon delivery guys are bad, and that if you look really close, the “bad” ones are just stressed out. Your name is trending on Twitter. Jeff Bezos films a response to your attack, denouncing the video of you getting beaten to within an inch of your life by his employees as becoming “a symbol of hate towards Amazon.” The people who attacked you still deliver packages around your neighborhood. You saw one of them just yesterday as you were watering your plants. You still can’t pay your hospital bills. Your phone dings- Twitter again. “Maybe if you didn’t order from Amazon,” someone pipes up, “this wouldn’t have happened!”

My dreams haven't really been subtle lately.

When I first joined the phandom I was first interested in and pulled in by the spooky ghosts and all the gore stuff and vivisection quite literally came at me like a jumpscare. But I’ve built my tolerance. Go ahead, tell me all the gory details and the heart wrenching angsts, I can take it!

dude youre making this vivisection really difficult can you just like stay still

so much time has passed since we were kids,

so many things have changed,

but it's still the same. isn't it?

There is an accidental trend in my tmnt fanart. Its almost as if... many of my fondest childhood memories were spent playing games with my siblings. The rise & 03 ones have been posted before, I just wanted them all together.