Dick enters the Cave and hears Dami's horrified screaming. He blinks and sees Tim at the Batcomputer, huddled over a Zesti looking like a supervillain.
Dick: "What are you doing to Damian?"
Tim: "Training."
Dami: [AGONIZED SCREAMING FROM A DISTANCE]
Dick, mildly: "Elaborate."
Tim: "He said no one could beat him with a sword. I bet him ten bucks I could program someone to beat him in the Holodeck."
Dick: "Right, and?"
"See for yourself." Tim switches the screen of the Batcomputer back on to the holodeck's cameras. Damian is impaled on a giant sword. The simulation resets.
A woman's voice comes out of the speakers. "I am Malenia, blade of Miquella..."
Dick: "...You didn't."
Tim, grinning like a loon: "Oh, but I did."
Dick: "How many times has he died so far?"
Tim: "34. He almost gave up at 15, but I told him some guy I know managed to beat her naked with a jar on his head."
Dick, sitting down to watch: "You're a monster."
Tim: "It's what he deserves for telling me video games are for losers."
sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night
"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
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Constantine has been taking care of dealing with a stray King of the dead for a while now
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the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN
Tha's real talent right there
After a couple of beers anything is possible...
I just found out there is a crab that looks like a pancake and now the world seems brighter.
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This is the only time I was mad for falling asleep I can’t believe I missed the boop of tumblr 😭
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