AO3: *goes Down*

Clark never felt pain until after he became Superman.

God this is the one time I regretted reading the comments wth ruined the funny mood

Unmute !

Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog !

Officially obsessed with every DP x DC AU (pspsps i love fic recs!)