Tchaikowsky Donating His Skull To The Royal Shakespeare Company In The Hopes Of Becoming Yorick Is The

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. 

Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.

the colors of the sunrise

What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.

did you ever have a conjunx?

New political strategy just dropped.

Taiwanese parliament member stole a Bill before it could get passed. 

@NFL Someone sign this man as a running back.

Guys I just refreshed the site and everyone's profile pics went round

What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes