Dreaming Of Good Times

Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

if you ever feel down on your life just remember at least you are not this person 

hmmm

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

"oh you know him"