I Don’t Want To Find Out About World Events Anymore

New political strategy just dropped.

Taiwanese parliament member stole a Bill before it could get passed. 

@NFL Someone sign this man as a running back.

It's fun reading writers who clearly grew up in suburban/urban environments as someone who grew up on a farm because they're always like "oh it was so creepy, woods at night, eerily breathtaking, something was living in there..." and it's like yeah that'll be the deer.

Malcom said it best ✊🏾

I had THE most impeccable dream last night.

Sometimes, I wish hazmat au was canon, I would be so feral about the astronaut connection.

[gets in with you]

[gets in my little clown car]

me doing japanese homework:

wait a minute….