On Top Of The Yankees Field Cat There Was A Praying Mantis On Top Of The Nationals Players Hat Tonight.

I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

Seein' too many Twitter refugees asking if they'll get in trouble for saying "kill yourself" to people and while no, you're not gonna get nuked from orbit, that is maybe something you just shouldn't be doing in general perhaps?? Maybe telling people to kill themselves is bad actually?? Some of y'all are wild, why is the first thing you can think to ask on a new platform if you can send one of the worst kinds of harassment to people?? Grow tf up and learn how to use the block button. It'll do wonders for your mood, trust me.

This is the only time I was mad for falling asleep I can’t believe I missed the boop of tumblr 😭

Happy April Fools 2024

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

Wall have ears. They also love gossip and having your attention 🫶✨

the nuisance of our language is stunning

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