It's Hilarious To Me To Imagine Sonic Could Not Keep A Regular Phone For Longer Than A Week Without Breaking

I feel seen

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

if you ever feel down on your life just remember at least you are not this person 

Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.

my new hobby is making fake alcoholic drinks out of jello

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

trying to explain english to an italian

I am become boop, the destroyer of worlds.

This is how the golden age of piracy ended.

Hey imagine that after you die and god comes to tell you that yeah you can go to heaven but you gotta find your way yourself

Like no one will tell you where to go or how to find the gate or whatever

There is no one around that you can see and you don’t know where you are since everything around you looks like an endless white void

At first I was like … Egyptian???

Then I was like … omg it MEMES

“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”