Dreaming Of Good Times

This sounds like you got blessed by the fairy gif mother first but later got cursed by the evil witch and now you have both (a blessing and a curse)

the upside of ADHD is that it makes you a fucking genius

the downside is that you don't get to decide when and for how long you're a genius.

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

lil baby hippo and penguin

Finor, the first follower.

Kid called me a bonerhead so I vaporized all seven billion billion billion of his atoms

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog !

Guys I just refreshed the site and everyone's profile pics went round

I retook it just to see and—

hmmmm

which ao3 tag are you?