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I got commissioned to finish this piece up by @ipcm5

and to add a lil extra at the end ;D

Soooo … any requests??? I won’t snitch

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

Jason’s housewarming committee (they keep breaking in)

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

You can only reblog this today.

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

Because somehow the moon is not blocking the sun better than the clouds so when you look at the eclipse you can still see the lights that can damage the eyes

Dw guys you can both get what you want for the very low price of ! Losing everything