HOPE THEY EXPLODE INTO A MILLION PIECES

never out of options

Hey guys! I'm just letting you all know that I won't be active that much today.

Me and a bunch of psychos on Tumblr are celebrating the death of some old Roman politician.

He's never happy

Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

HEY.

I just found out there is a crab that looks like a pancake and now the world seems brighter.

AND AND IT HAS 10K+ WORDS AND IS STILL BEING UPDATED?!?

God this is the one time I regretted reading the comments wth ruined the funny mood

Unmute !