On This Day One Year Ago Someone Sewed A Fried Egg To A Tshirt

“My OTP is perfect, they literally complete eachother-“

Ok and mine literally destroys eachother. They’re like Hades and Persephone. Never have you seen a love more luscious, a love more intense- but with it comes suffocation. Obsession. Possession. My OTP is like the moon and the sun, never one without the other, but never at the same time- and in the rare case that they are together, their meeting is so intense that it blocks out all the light. My OTP is like fire and water. They don’t complete eachother, they threaten the others existence. In the words of harry potter- “neither can live while the other survives”. My OTP is slowly ripping itself apart. My OTP would rather rip themselves apart than be apart from eachother.

My OTP does not belong together, but they sure as hell don’t belong apart.

*more evil cackling*

I JUST HAD THE WORST IDEA!!

In the Todoroki household there is Endeavor, right ? If Dabi is dating Hawks, that means the number one and number two are part of the family.

If Fuyumi is dating Miruko, the number five is there. That means, that the only two that are missing are Best Jeanist and Edgeshot – number three and four.

What other adult sibling is there in the in the family that could date them ?

Natsuo

…Like someone mentions that none of them are dating those two and Dabi just turns to his brother and goes : « Do you think you could bag two pro heroes ? » and Natsu is like “whAT?”.

..He then proceeds to bag two pro heroes.

Also, if you’re thinking “oh, but Endeavor doesn’t count. He’s their father.” Or “What about Shoto? He isn’t dating a hero.” then here is my answer:

He’s dating the future number one. Be that Deku or be that Bakugou.

That would be one awkward family dinner..

*evil cackling*

These 🌹💐🌹💐💐🌸🌺🌹🌺🌷🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌹💐🍫🍫🌹🌺🌸🌷🍫💐🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌷🌷🌺🌸🌷🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌹🌷🌺🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌷💐🌸💐💐🌺🌹🌸💐🌸🌹🍫🍫🌺🌷🌹🍫🍫🍫 💐🌷r for my mutuals on this valentines day <3

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere

*experiences symptoms when no one is around to see me* I have got to stop faking for attention

Happy April Fools Day