I’m Watching This Means War And All I Can Think About Are L, Light, And Misa. L Is The Short British

images that mean everything to me

I finally started writing something and it immediately went to angst

…let’s pretend I’ve posted this the 28th

the bond between two mutuals who've never talked but have the same taste. energetically, psychically aligned. sisters in vibes

Rule #1 stick to the fucking bit

HIII THIS IS MY FANFIC HI!! THAT’S SO COOL WOAHH

by liminallight

Kaworu Nagisa is a boy born from the Second Impact and mankind’s unquenchable curiosity. But the details of his life before being sent to NERV are a mystery.

Words: 309, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Neon Genesis Evangelion

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: M/M

Characters: Ayanami Rei, Draftworu | Prototype Nagisa Kaworu, Nagisa Kaworu, Ikari Shinji, Katsuragi Misato, Souryuu Asuka Langley

Relationships: Ikari Shinji/Nagisa Kaworu, Ikari Shinji & Nagisa Kaworu

Additional Tags: Rebuild of Evangelion Sequel/Time Loop Theory, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Human Experimentation, SEELE is a shitty organization, Nagisa Kaworu is a Disaster, Nagisa Kaworu backstory, Ikari Shinji Has Issues, evangelion fucked me up, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Kaji DNA donor theory

1999 - ELpH - Zwölf  20’ To 2000.December

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Wammy’s, and I’ve been involved in numerous Interpol investigations, and I have over 300 confirmed detective aliases. I am trained in solving cases and I’m the top detective in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another suspect. I will wipe you the fuck out with justice the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with trying to kill me on live TV? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of FBI agents across Japan and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare feet. Not only am I extensively trained in capoeira, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the international police and an orphanage of murder children and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” stunt was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have dropped your fucking pen. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit justice all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Kira.

Fan fic authors are not professional writers.

Expecting them to be perfect and never make mistakes is setting yourself up to be an asshole.

Do you know how long it takes to write and publish a 60k novel for most published authors? Years. Plural.

That includes time spent writing multiple drafts and doing research and multiple rounds of edits. Access to a professional editor, and the ability to hire sensitivity readers. The list goes on and on and on.

Fan fic authors owe you nothing. They are churning out multiple novel length fics (or the equivalent in one shots) a year while still holding down school/jobs.

And you’re gonna jump down their throats because they wrote a pairing differently than you prefer??

Shut the fuck up.

Tags exists for a reason. Read them and move on if the fic is not for you.

I mean really. We all just lived through fucking 2020. Let people enjoy their FAKE gay porn in peace.

Jfc.