Things That Happen In The Death Note Manga (mostly Matsuda-related)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Wammy’s, and I’ve been involved in numerous Interpol investigations, and I have over 300 confirmed detective aliases. I am trained in solving cases and I’m the top detective in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another suspect. I will wipe you the fuck out with justice the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with trying to kill me on live TV? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of FBI agents across Japan and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare feet. Not only am I extensively trained in capoeira, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the international police and an orphanage of murder children and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” stunt was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have dropped your fucking pen. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit justice all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Kira.

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

Hell Followed With Us, Andrew Joseph White

"ahahaa heyyy babygrill, I know the world is literally ending right now and its kinda (absolutely) my fault but i'm like the only person who truly understands you and i've known you your entire life so like can you give me like one gay kiss before the entire world fucking explodes ahaha no homo.... unless?"

Fan fic authors are not professional writers.

Expecting them to be perfect and never make mistakes is setting yourself up to be an asshole.

Do you know how long it takes to write and publish a 60k novel for most published authors? Years. Plural.

That includes time spent writing multiple drafts and doing research and multiple rounds of edits. Access to a professional editor, and the ability to hire sensitivity readers. The list goes on and on and on.

Fan fic authors owe you nothing. They are churning out multiple novel length fics (or the equivalent in one shots) a year while still holding down school/jobs.

And you’re gonna jump down their throats because they wrote a pairing differently than you prefer??

Shut the fuck up.

Tags exists for a reason. Read them and move on if the fic is not for you.

I mean really. We all just lived through fucking 2020. Let people enjoy their FAKE gay porn in peace.

Jfc.

HIII THIS IS MY FANFIC HI!! THAT’S SO COOL WOAHH

by liminallight

Kaworu Nagisa is a boy born from the Second Impact and mankind’s unquenchable curiosity. But the details of his life before being sent to NERV are a mystery.

Words: 309, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Neon Genesis Evangelion

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: M/M

Characters: Ayanami Rei, Draftworu | Prototype Nagisa Kaworu, Nagisa Kaworu, Ikari Shinji, Katsuragi Misato, Souryuu Asuka Langley

Relationships: Ikari Shinji/Nagisa Kaworu, Ikari Shinji & Nagisa Kaworu

Additional Tags: Rebuild of Evangelion Sequel/Time Loop Theory, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Human Experimentation, SEELE is a shitty organization, Nagisa Kaworu is a Disaster, Nagisa Kaworu backstory, Ikari Shinji Has Issues, evangelion fucked me up, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Kaji DNA donor theory

writing is so hard i want to be praised for all my most clever lines right now

Lately, there is a desire to draw A.

I love my little death note corner with all my favorite death note tumblr users and all my favorite death note tumblr users following and interacting with my favorite death note tumblr users and it’s like having a silly little group of friends that you observe because you wanna see what happens next and wanna know if you might get pulled into the action

I’d love to write this to be honest, I need to see this in writing

Death Note au I have that I love (warning a little angsty) where Light isn't Kira, but he is still manipulative and all that. He becomes a detective and meets L on a case and they fall in love. They have that really sweet realtionship where they do sweet things for eachother, go out regularly, and are just so in love.

After being married a few years they become more distant, things are tense between them, and they have stopped doing all the sweet things for eachother. No more surprise dates, or little gifts or anything like that. Light realizes one day just how bad their stuggles have gotten and wants to do couples therapy but L doesn't think they have any problems.

Eventually L gets wrapped up in a case, he becomes obsessed with it. Basically people who weren't good partners are being brutally tortured and murder, and all the killer leaves behind are flowers. Every murder seems very personal and all the kills are fairly unique from eachother but they all have the flowers. (ideally the flowers would mean stuff but im too lazy to try and find flower meanings) He wonders if maybe it is some kind of cult thing where people are killing their lovers or something of that sort.

The case has gone on for months at this point and he isn't going home basically at all anymore because he is just so focused. One day Light asks him to come home, and he's reluctant to but Light is practically begging him to.

He arrive home and Light has set up the most romantic evening imaginable. There are candles, a home made dinner, Light looks amazing, everything is perfect. They have a nice date like they used to and at the end he decides ask Light what it all was for. Light's face sours and says its their anniversary.

Light leads L to thier bedroom so they can finish their romatic night together, on the bed there is a giant bouquet of flowers.

"I've always loved flowers and yet you never got me any, I've been leaving hints for months and you just never got it"